Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy unimaginative consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative & shallow interpretation of romance day

While my wife can bear witness to the fact I can't stand "Valentines Day" and since I don't have a FaceBook or Tweeter account - I still wanted her and (everyone who reads this blog) to know that I think she's the most amazing, godly, wonderful, imaginative, caring, bold, and sexy wife a "shlum" like me could ever deserve.

Hallmarks got nothing on her!


That's right, down with the empire!!


Harvey Globetrotters said...

Just be thankful you don't live in Korea where there are THREE valentines days :)
February 14- girls give guys gifts
March 14-boys give girls gifts
April 14- if you got rejected or you're still single everyone goes out and eats these special black noodles!

Anyhow, with that said....we all know how much you and Naomi love each other but thanks for tweeting about it :)

Joanie said...


lanerdoo said...

I'm with Joanie...

We don't give a hoot about VD either!

Wives need to hear those things, not just one day a year, but all year long. Way to shout it out to the world Peter :)